Once in a while, I get a little snarky while I'm on the phone. Here are a couple of novelty greetings I've used in the past few months (don't worry - only on people I know!):
"Down-home Bait Shop and Fish Fry - you hook 'em and we cook 'em. How may I help you?"
"Roadside Bakery and Game Shop - we roll dough while you roll dice. This is Alan speaking."
(And just one more along those lines!) "Deep Blue Jewelers and Exotic Shark Aquarium - we make watches while you watch makos."
"I'm sorry, we're closed."
"This is 1534 - how may'st I help thee?"
What's the cleverest phone greeting you've ever said or heard?
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